Hilariously Inappropriate--- Remember When He Was In A Disney Movie?

"There's other kinds of sexual things in the Olympics. There's the luge.. which.. I have only one question. What drunken German gynecologist invented that sport?? What guy went.. ::in German accent:: You know what? I want to dress like a sperm, shove an ice skate in my ass, and go balls first down an ice shoot. Yeah! That would be fun! No, this is for pussies. How will you steer? I will use Keigels. I will flex my ass and go down like that. Yeah!"


"Males cats have that whole thing where they're walking around going.. 'That's mine!' ::squirts water from crotch-level water bottle on stage:: 'Mine!' ::does it again:: 'That's mine too!' ::again::"

-Robin Williams: Live on Broadway